This is the webpage where I think up a plethora of lies to keep people out of my damn business (because really, who cares
what I am outside of the internet).
Who am I really?
I am a thirty seven year old investment banker, I live in Overland Park, Kansas, and I own a three million dollar house
with two cats.
Sorry, I meant I'm really a thirteen year old "L337 D|_|D3" who spends too frigging much time on the internet and
gets beat up by the older children at school for telling them "LOL DUDE I PWNED UR MOM".
Or maybe I'm a seventy year old retired war veteran who lives off the government check and does absolutely nothing productive.
You pick, I don't really care.
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Favorites
Here's a list of some of my favorite movies:
Anything by Stanley Kubrick or Paul Verhoeven (Except showgirls)
Here's a list of some of my favorite music:
None, Of, Your, Damn, Business
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